Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?