Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Because it's always jammin'.
How are mountains able to see?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How do automobiles fly?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What food is a man's best friend?