Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the echo get detention?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?