What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?