Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do fish do at parades?