Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How do you drive a man crazy?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?