What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
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I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?