Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?