What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How do eggs end a TV show?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the duck cross the road?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do trees wear to the lake?