What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
I feel like a million bucks!
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Where do horses reside?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?