You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What type of car do planets buy?