What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the frog starve?