What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the painter say to the wall?