What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?