What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Fetch.
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What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What birds make average students?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the cloud date the fog?