What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?