Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the turkey join the band?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?