What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What fish only swims at night?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?