Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
Why are goats so funny?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?