Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's the politest month?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?