Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
How does dinner smell?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?