What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?