Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did March say to the madness?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What animal knows kung fu?