What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's the most common blood type for insects?