Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What animals make the best students?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why was the fish so smart?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why was the cow afraid?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How did the tree get lost?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?