Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?