Why was the math book sad?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What birds make average students?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?