What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?