Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's the most masculine animal?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's the loudest sport?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?