Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why was the bee sad?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?