What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What type of car do planets buy?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call hiking college students?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?