What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How do fireflies start a race?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do rich squirrels eat?