Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?