How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What's a henway?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why is summer always sad?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Which insect is the smartest?
How do frogs get to work?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?