What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?