Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Because there are lots of fans.
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?