Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?