What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?