Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What goes up when the rain comes down?