Why did the mare gain weight?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?