What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?