What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?