What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Chicken!
What did the sickly elevator say?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What is a cow's dream job?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do cows say when you milk them?