What did the baby laptop call her father?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's a frog's favorite sport?