What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why do kids love theater classes?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What does a lion call an antelope?