What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What color are all the books in the library?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?