What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A book just fell on my head.
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why was the cow afraid?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What fish only swims at night?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What does a panda ghost say?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
How do frogs get to work?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?