Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?