Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do fish do at parades?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why do bees buzz?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?