Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why are books always so angry?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?