Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?