Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What makes music in your hair?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?