What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A pupsicle.
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which insect is the smartest?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why was the math book sad?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call hiking college students?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?