Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Which insect is the smartest?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?