What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What siblings are always sad?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?