What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do bees gossip?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?