What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
How was the wedding?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?