What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?