Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?