What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call the dog magician?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why do cows make great bakers?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What game do bats excel at?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?