Why are billionaires such good parents?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the dog do so well in school?