What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?