What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Where would you find an elephant?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?