What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?