Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's a forklift?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What is the smallest lion?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the cloud date the fog?