Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why are puppies so flexible?