Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did you learn in school today, son?