What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What animal likes to party the most?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?