What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do rhinos charge?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What makes music in your hair?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What is the best book to read in autumn?