What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Do dads always snore?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do chefs do in their spare time?